It's a good thing I don't drink. Cuz I'd be an alchie fo sho. As it stands, I'm an M&M-ie.
I just threw away a partially...ok, mostly...finished bag of M&Ms. Not in the bag. Cuz I might go all George Castanza on it. No, I emptied out the contents into the trash can containing unsavory diapers so as not to be tempted.
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We gotta do what works for us! You ended that temptation for me with the mention of "unsavory" diapers. Ew.
How funny!
I just raided my cabinets looking for M & M's. I found Hershys Kisses. Didn't do it for me like M & M's.
Theresa
You're hilarious...I love this. Every once in a while, I have the courage to throw something evil and delicious away before it makes a permanent home on my thighs, but most of the time I just eat it.
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