Overheard in my House

In the past 2 minutes, I have overheard the following:

1) Setting: Mackey and his friend, Mason, are playing upstairs.

Mason: "This is getting boring."

Mackey (with alarm): "DON'T LET MY MOM HEAR YOU SAY THAT! She'll make you do chores."

2) Setting: Jon is opening a package that UPS just dropped off.

Jon: "...but where's the ammunition?"

It is never, ever boring at my house. Here comes Lucy and her friend soaking wet. This should be interesting...