How I've neglected you, sweet, sweet blog. I apologize. The "Social Network" also known as Facebook has made me lazy and stupid and pandering. Who to box so they can't see the truth depth of my snarky shallowness...too much work. Facebook? Couldn't you accommodate my laziness just a little bit more by 'simply' recognizing (through a painstakingly complex algarhythm) who in my variety of social circles shouldn't be allowed to view...uh...those pictures?
Sigh. Maybe next week. Nod, nod, wink, wink.
Alas, Phish, (can I still call you Phish?), I come back to you in pleasant desperation. I'm going to submit my resume to the Mack Daddy of all online publications: UrbanDaddy. And I figure they'll want a sample of my writing. Then I...uh...noticed that I hadn't been linking my articles here, for one. For another, I realized that I'd dumbed down my life to a few characters on Facebook. Please forgive me. I'm going to upload some articles, and then get you that pretty pony...wait...I mean...get you some freshies on the life and times of all things Phisher.
